Investment Banker


rhyming slang for w-nker.
hey, how come bob didn’t show up at the party sat-rday?

i don’t know, i heard he got a job as an investment banker.
total baller. probably graduated ivy league, makes six figures straight out of college and b-lls hard in nyc.

often us bankers dislike poor people and other unprestigious things like equities in dallas
yo dude, we can’t go in that bar it’s full of investment bankers and we only make $140k a year, dude we will get put to shame.

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