InvestTard


a r-t-rded person making stupid -ss investments in the stock market. like pumptards, they make false & exagerated statements but they are such dumb f-cks no one listens to them. most will eventually be homeless and have no friends because they have lost all of their money by making stupid investments. some try to sell s-x but get no customers.
the dumb -ss investtard erica bought visa at $89 and is now selling it at $44.

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