invisible condom
a product being developed at the laval university in quebec.
if it hits the markets, which is likely, it will be able to kill 99.9% of hiv and 90-100% of stds.
this is a “female condom” which is actually a liquid, solidifying to a gel at body temperature (creating a protective film) and wearing off in approximately 2 hours.
boy: “yo baby, lets do it! i forgot protection, but no worries…”
girl: “sure if you want, i’ll be right back.” -uses invisible condom gel, stays protected, doesn’t get preggers-
boy and girl: -both happy-
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this term is in fact used to describe a non-existant condom. it is meant to insult really dumb–ss girls who would believe that a guy actually has created this invisible condom which will prevent her from becoming the sl-t who got preggo (pregnant) in high school. attention: the invisible condom does not exist and can not stop the load!
“stacy i’m pregnant?”
“how shaneequa?”
“i don’t know… mitch put on his invisible condom”
the end
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