Invisible Handjob
when a girl plays with a guys p-n-s, without even coming in contact with it.
the girl seems like she wants to hook-up, but never does.
friend-zoned
guy 1 – i was over jackie’s house again last night, helping her pack up her clothes for the move, i think she likes me.
guy 2 – did she touch your p-n-s?
guy 1 – …no.
guy 2 – invisible handjob bro…. you’re never gonna hit that.
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a photo taken by someone who just got their nails done. the hand is in same position that would be used to give a hand job in order to show the nail polish.
on instagram and twitter, search the hash tag “invisiblehandjob” and you will see an invisible handjob.
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