Involuntary “You Too”
when out of habit you reply to a comment with “you too”. this happens to the best of us.
two common situations of the involuntary “you too”
girl: well happy birthday man. have fun at sea world tomorrow.
guy: thanks, you too.
–uncomfortable silence–
parent: drive safe and have fun.
son: ok you too.
–uncomfortable silence–
accidently responding to somone with “you too” at an unnecessary time, most oftenly used at a movie theater.
movie theater attendant: “you’re gonna be in theater 6, 3rd one to the right. enjoy the show!”
movie attender: “thanks, you too!”
-awkward…walk away quickly, you’ve just used an involuntary “you too”-
when you say “you too” to someone without thinking.
involuntary “you too”
consession stand guy: enjoy your movie.
you: you too. …er, wait.
-awkward-
when without realizing it, you respond with a “you too!” in a situation where it makes no sense.
here’s an example of an involuntary “you too” :
zac – “goin’ to the psrty now, g’night sis!”
dee – “you too bud!”
-awkward-ness-
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