an overwhelming feeling of nakedness, fear or anxiety when one’s iphone, ipad or other apple device runs out of battery, or is lost or forgotten somewhere.
i nearly had an inxiety attack when i thought i left my iphone in the cab… fortunately, it had been my jacket pocket the whole time.
- inspect a bridge
to partake in s-xual activity underneath a bridge-like structure. can be used loosely to suggest s-xual activity, with or without the presence of a bridge. just a disclosed area. “how about we go and inspect a bridge? ;)” person 1: “omg there’s someone coming!” person 2: “quick. pretend to be inspecting the bridge!” person 1: […]
- cretina aguiperra
spanish words to describe christina aguilera in a bad way. aguiperra is like saying “agui+b-tch” – “ajj, odio a cretina aguiperra”.
alex sucks. i was in cl-ss and this kid named alex was on terraria. afka
- boston crackler
fatty toks in the morning aka spicy meat b-lls aka crackles brewing fatty p-ss-r toks boston crackler
a slightly more offensive way of saying f-ggot. pay me the money you owe me, you f-ck-ng f-ggert.