Iowa Atomic Corn Bomb
this action requires one full day of preparation. the day before hooking up with a filthy pig, every meal consists of eating nothing but corn on the cob. the morning of the hookup, you will need to ingest one full bottle of ex-lax. while f-cking her huge t-ts, and before you dump a load on her face, you release a m-ssive atomic like, explosive diarrhea of corn filled sh-t, from the the previous day’s prep work onto her stomach. you then slide your -ss up over her chest, onto her face, finally cleansing your -ss in her hair. thus leaving devastation everywhere.
if that filthy pig keeps it up, i’ll have to give her an iowa atomic corn bomb. she’s earned it.
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