Iowa Caucus
a physical representation of a modified painting based on the dogs playing poker. except in this the dogs are replaced by albino gorillas and the cards and poker chips are replaced by feces. and the winner gets to be president.
“hey jim, that iowa caucus is tonight! i bet you five f-cks that jojo wins!”
“ooooh, sorry randy, i don’t have any f-cks to give.”
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