iowa honey wars


literally, the dumbest “war” there is. literally, some guy couldn’t draw a straight line for the border and missouri got petty and said they had more land then they did, and then iowa got petty and said they had more land then they did, and everyone got salty and got weapons (one being a sausage grinder) an stood at the “border” ready to fight and calling each other pukes (yes really) until the supreme court sent someone to confirm the border. (this is a real thing look it up)
the iowa honey wars were hecking dumb

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