Iowa Overpass
when a guy is having s-x with a girl in a car, he hits her in the back of the head and knocks her out. he then takes a sh-t in the car, puts on the emergency flashers, lights the emergency flares outside of the car, and runs behind a boulder and watches for people to stop and see the utter shame within the parked automobile, all the while laughing like an excited school girl.
i pulled off an amazing iowa overp-ss last weekend in my girlfriend’s ’85 ford toyota, which has 1200 pounds of torque with each sensual thrust of the piston.
however, the trial for -ssault and emotional damages will surely ruin me.
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