iOwned


when an especially smug mac user gets owned in a pc vs. mac debate. usually, they deserve it. the saying is based off of apple’s tendency to name its products with the letter i in front of the rest of the product’s name.
mac owner: “my laptop is so sleek. you just have one of those soulless conformist boxes.”

pc owner: “how much did you have to pay to get that wireless card installed at the apple store? i just bought mine at best buy and plugged it in myself.”

pc owner: “you just got iowned.”

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