iPadestrian


an ipadestrian is a person who walks around the streets with an ipad in his hand looking like complete f-cktards. ipadestrians are often found in front of apple stores. if you try to communicate to them they often give you that “idon’tcare” look. the ipadestrians have many things in common with the idiots who hold up their ipad at concerts, only the concert idiots p-ss people way more off. if you encounter an ipadestrian, the best thing to do is to smash their ipad in their face. extreme ipedestrians have an extra ipad mini with them. take it and play frisbee with it.
an idiot walks around with his ipad covering his face. hit the ipadestrian!

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