iPanties
the future of women’s undergarments. will contained built in id-ld- technology that can be tuned to your ipod to enable custom vibration according to your music. this new feature will be called if-ck and will come with a later enhancement called if-ckedyourmama(check ud for further references). ipanties will also feature the new iamwatchingyou feature which will allow steve jobs the wonderful creator of apple to see you vag from heaven even though he is dead (although it is speculated that due to sh-tty products g-d deemed it a sin and sent steve jobs to ih-ll). ipanties will include the new iwedgie feature to increase the size of the fat -ss occupying the ipanties.
holy sh-t girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, did u buy dem new ipanties yet?
awhhhhhhhhh pooky nem u betch i did, i be so s-xy in dem tangs!!!
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