iPenis
your internet p-n-s. its size can increase or decrease depending on how epopular you are.
i got a geforce 6800 ultra, b-tches!
oh, your ip-n-s is so huge now. and you’re going to be so epopular once everybody reads this post….
1. a person using an ipod as a ‘status symbol’ or falsely believing they are better than others because they were thick enough to pay $300 more than they had to on an mp3 player that breaks down three times as often.
2. also when people use their ipods to compensate for their lack of genitalia.
3.) using an ipod as a d-ld- because you love the d-mn thing so much and you spent your d-ld- money on the waste of sp-ce mp3.
1. greg was acting like such an ip-n-s, he was headbanging on the bus and his f-cking ipod headphones were unplugged.
2. person 1: i don’t have a d-ck, so i compensate by showing off my ip-n-s wherever i go.
person 2: -repeatedly beats ipod into a small metal and plastic mess with a mallet=
person: i am no longer a man d’:
3. mary stuffed her ip-n-s up her p-ssy. possibly the best use for an ipod i’ve heard so far. apple should make the next overpriced model have a vibrate function.
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