Russian Motorcycle Ride
another cl-ssic douche bag move to inflict pain upon your innocent friend. you sneak up behind your friend who is sitting peacefully in his chair. grab both of his shoulders from behind like you would grip the handlebars on a motorcycle. then, you make the motion of “revving” your bike, while digging your thumbs into that pressure point right at the base of his neck and make a loud “vroom vroom” noise. this move will hurt so bad that the sounds of pain coming out of his mouth will sound like he is speaking russian.
i was minding my own business when that dummy came up and gave me a russian motorcycle ride. my neck has been hurting for hours.
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