iphone confidence
the confidence -ssociated with twelve year old girls, in which they utilise and expose their new iphone as a fashion statement. early signs of this confidence include the carrying of their new phone to places in which they previously wouldn’t, in order to demonstrate popularity and wealth.
mum: “why is your sister carrying her phone, she never used to”
me: “i know right, she totally has iphone confidence!”
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