krampage


when a person gets super high, put on a mcgibblets costume, and careens around the mall threatening children and singing krampus carols. he can only be stopped by shiva hitting him with her purse so he falls over the balcony railing, after which the mall santa punches him in the stomach.

alternatively, any fit of rage, anger, or destruction can be called a krampage.
hey, nice krampage, taco.

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