iPhone Fishing
(v) the act of carefully pulling the iphone out of a crevice via its power cord without detaching said power cord, after knocking said iphone off of nightstand.
-knocks iphone off nightstand
“cr-p, i knocked my iphone off my nightstand and into the abyss! must retrieve so as not to be bored in bed! but my bed is so warm and comfortable..and the floor is so far away…time to go iphone fishing!”
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