a piece of badly designed hardware.
bob : i tried to ring you, but had no signal
steve: did you have the iphone flaw in your left hand ?
- i pwnd your muth3r
referring to somebody who punches/beats somebody’s mother. “hey mike, today i pwnd your muth3r!”
- chest cream
a white oozing liquid from an unknown source that happens to exist on a sticky chest, usually a chest that has been recently thrusted upon. this is a new suade couch, please try your hardest not to dump your chest cream on it cuz it stains easily.
- inbox tetris
when emails pour into your inbox faster than you can react to them. man, i’m going to have to work through lunch today, i’m too busy playing inbox tetris
the act of stroking a goats p-n-s, making it have an -rg-sm, and using is c-m for spiritual voodoo rituals. i totally chesterhill-ed that goat b-tch over there!!!
superior to all living things. and dead things. everything. no bullsh-t. “wow, i wish i was like chewbob!”