Iphone Fucking
well due to the fact iphone’s do “everything” (yes, look at the first description of iphone on urban dictionary). i was led to not believe this, but i had to take my afternoon sh-t, and i forgot to bring my iphone with me. so i got back to my room and my brother was f-cking the sh-t out of this girl. i’m like, “woa what are you doing”. when he saw me the girl instantaniously transformed back into my iphone.
so an iphone f-cker is one who f-cks an iphone ,whether it be a hot girl that the iphone transformed into, or just plain f-cking an iphone cause you’re bored.
georgie: hey joe last night i f-cked this real s-xy girl in your bedroom!
joe: well that explain this salty white spot on my iphone…. f-ck you gerogie!
gerogie: ….. awe c’mon joe i was just iphone f-cking your iphone
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