iPhone mode
when a person cannot seem to break the forcefield between their eyes and full on concentration with an iphone screen. when finishing the text seems more important than listening to the outside world as everything continues to p-ss them by.
me: “hey bro did you see her t-ts?”
person in iphone mode: ______________
me: “bro wtf…”
other person: “dude he’s in iphone mode f-ck him.”
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