it becomes obvious that one is creeping on an iphone on facebook when each of their comments/wall posts/statuses starts with a capital letter – as opposed to a computer where a capital letter where not be used.
tommy: ‘love factory’ is much nicer than ‘brothel’
heckler: haha yeah
tommy: you’re creeping on an iphone aren’t you? h-lls iphone-obvious pal.
heckler: no…. err how’d you know?
- bottie man
a man who can only s-x a next man’s bottom. “that hairdresser…he’s a bottie man!!”
in my opinion the best music thats isnt really mainstream.i mean you have people who know about and people who dont and badmouth it.it uses so many instruments depending on the song.pacman poppin by tcb for example mainly uses song effects and drums in the background,its a good gogo song but it certainly shouldnt be […]
undoubtabaly the best player in the world, he is exetremely fast, he can shoot, he can head the ball, and if you dont agree with this he will rape you! he can even score sweaty goals. heskey shoots and scores, he celebrates by raping the keeper. he is easily the best player in the world. […]
- appraisal wells
commonly used by oild field roughnecks refering to having relations with their girls while at work im gonna drill some open hole appraisal wells tonight.
- rage date
a planned outing by 2 persons of opposite gender with the sole (stated) purpose of getting ridiculously drunk. may be used as a convenient, non-awkward gateway to a casual hookup between the 2. bro 1: dude, we’re gonna watch the game later, you down? bro 2: i would but i got a rage date with […]