iPhone Wanker
similar to iw-nker, an iphone w-nker is someone who feels the need to get out their iphone for every occasion and quotes phrases such as ‘i’ve got an app for that’
1: dude what’s the football score
2: let me look; i’ve got an app for that
1: iphone w-nker.
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