iPlod Shuffle


the oblivious, zombielike walk characteristic of the public ipod user. the iplod shuffle is often observable in areas such as gyms, shopping malls and college campuses. shufflers are distinguishable by vacant stares, open-mouthed breathing patterns and a tendency to consistently get in the way of timely transit.
there were so many iplod shuffles downtown today, it was like f-cking resident evil.

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