iPod job


a type of job that is repet-tive, redundant, and takes no talent at all. most common example would be sign twirling.
“dude my sign twirling work is a drag, the only plus is it’s a total ipod job”
an ipodjob is a s-xual act in which your girlfriend watches p-rn on your ipod while giving you a bl-wj-b and describes what she is watching, mostly with your c-ck still in her mouth.
“my girlfriend gave me an ipodjob last night but i couldn’t understand a word she was saying. guess her mom never taught her to talk with her mouth full!”
“high five!”

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