ipod nipples
when a girls nipples are the size of the click-wheel on an older generation ipod.
“oh man, beth has some big t-tts, i’ve never noticed that before.”
“yeah, but i’m sure she has ipod nipples…”
“i’d still like to scroll through her songs.”
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