iPod-Phobic
1. a person(s) who has a fear that after buying, or updating an ipod, d-mn apple will launch a smaller, cooler version
1. john (a totally made up person): i heard alex (another fake person) still has the old time-y cd player
joan (a fake person): he’s so ipod-phobic
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