Meth Puppy
is someone that is addicted to methamphetamine. a f-cking pathetic bottom dweller who wrecklessly and constantly abuses ice. most meth puppies have hideous skin, rotten teeth, and are all frighteningly skinny with deteriorated muscle tissue. it isn’t difficult to pin point a meth puppy. they are constantly scr-w-ng over their family and whatever friends they may have to fuel their pathetic and totally nonmeaningful existence in the world.
it seems like every time i read the god d-mn newspaper, meth puppies are being busted for attempting to cook up batches of go-go juice in their run down, piece of sh-t trailer or double wide.
that f-cking meth puppy stole my x-box and took it to the p-wn shop.
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