iPod Syndrome
when you’re on your ipod and you can’t stick to one song for more than 30 seconds without switching the song.
jack: “hey dude, what you listening to?”
jill: “i was listening to hot n cold by katy perry but now i’m listening to burnin’ up by the jonas brothers. i can only stay on one song for like 30 seconds!”
jack: “you must have ipod syndrome!”
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