iPod Zombie



an ipod-using pedestrian (typically of new york) that unknowingly risks becoming street pizza by attempting to adjust the perfect song and volume intensity while wandering into the street/against the crosswalk signal.
my cabbie almost flattened an ipod zombie on the way to the airport.

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