iPodilation


the dilation / expansion of a person’s ear holes as the result of excessive wearing if ipod earphones.
“that person suffers from ipodilation.”

“you listened to the ipod so often you now have ipodilation.”

“because you left the earphones in all night, your ears have ipodilated.”

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