Ipodiot
ipod-iot n. 1) person who listens to their ipod or other personal music devices at too high a volume resulting in possible partial or complete hearing loss and disability. 2) person who listens to their ipod, personal music or gaming device or cell phone with headphones at too high a volume and is distracted from their surrounding environment leading to and, or, causing injury and accident to themselves or others. 3) person who dies or wins darwin award because they listen to their ipod or other personal music devices at too high a volume and lose situational awareness resulting in their own death.
the ipodiot won the darwin award and died when she crossed the street into oncoming traffic because she wasn’t paying attention and her ipod was too loud so she didn’t hear the horn on the cement truck that killed her.
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