Iraqi Porcupine candy cane
the act of shoving a needle in the male’s urethra, thus when making love, having s-x, or f-cking, the needle pokes several holes in or around the urethra causing blood flow and seminal fluid to mix creating a candy cane like fluid when -j-c-l-t-ng on to a woman’s arm.
bill: i gave your mom a louisiana hot pocket this morning.
steve: oh, well i gave your mom an iraqi porcupine candy cane last night.
bill: what the h-ll is that steve?
steve: it involves, needles, my urethra, blood, c-m, and your moms arm…
bill: i’m your brother though?
steve: oh well, we live in mississippi.
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