Extreme Spooning
the advanced version of spooning.
extreme spooning is the art of spooning while creating as much skin on skin contact as possible, to become more and more like a human pretzel. no sort of s-xual penetration is required for extreme spooning but is often encourage.
courtney: so my boyfriend really wasn’t into s-x last night but he did hold me.
ashley: well that was nice of him. i -ssumed he spooned you most of the night?
courtney: well, it was a bit more then that. we laid in bed naked, with his legs twisted around me and his hands running all over my body. i could definitely tell he was ready for some forking but it didn’t happen.
ashley: honey, you’ve just experienced extreme spooning.
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