iResponce
the short, curt, unfufilling sms reply received from an iphone user in response to a more heartfelt email or message sent to them. indicative of modern times. typically mastered by persons who now communicate exclusively through, by, and for the iphone.
example 1.
sender: “hey, so thanks for all of your support helping me with paying for college. it really means a lot to me. my cat is doing well after the $4200 surgery. it looks like the flood in my apartment isn’t going to cost me anything. cool that gay marriage is winning the fight. anyway, i hope you and the wife and kids are doing well and i’ll see you soon. keep in touch! love, bill.”
iresponce from iphone user: “great. thanx”
example 2:
sender: “hey, i hope you’re enjoying your vacation in new mexico. while you’re there you really gotta check out chaco canyon and the ruins at gila. they are these super cool ancient ruins i learned about in my archeology cl-ss in junior college. i think you’ll really like them. anyway, let me know how your vacation is going and what you think of the ruins if you go. hopefully you’ll be able to find a job when you get back and i hope you’re not spending all of your unemployment money on whiskey. see you soon! love, bill”
iresponce from iphone user: “did both.”
example 3:
sender: “jerry? this is bill. your dog was h-t by a car this morning. i have tried to call you but you are not answering your phone. i’m so sorry. call asap!. bill.”
iresponce from iphone user: “cool thanx.”
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