irish breakfast tea


irish breakfast tea: n. when a person consumes so much alcohol that their urine turns dark brown due to liver damage, urinates into cup, and then offers that cup to their partner under the guise that it is tea. most often served first thing in the morning before the recipient has fully acquired all senses.
my wife made me a cup of “irish breakfast tea”, was expecting a gl-ss of whiskey…. very disappointed.

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