Irish calculator


a wheelbarrow.
with his irish calculator, michael o’houlihan accomplished the highest level of arithmetic feats ever performed in dublin.
when an irish or irish amercain looks at an aisan kids paper to avoid doing work
teacher: hey patrick stop looking at wei hans paper he is not your irish calculator

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