Irish Door


a drunk person’s b-tthole.
guy: g-d, that chick is drunk!
creeper: see if you can get her in her irish door.
the, often times, brick wall that appears to be the door next to it while under the influence.
mcgarrity: jaysus what happened to your head malachy?
o’riley: oh, he tried walking through the irish door downstairs.

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