Irish facelift


the act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person’s face in order to cut and scare them.
“don’t f-ck with me unless you want an irish facelift.”
the act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person’s face in order to cut and scare them.
“don’t f-ck with me unless you want an irish facelift.”

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