irish fuck

a rear approach s-xual technique which involves the male partner’s p-n-s being placed between the female partner’s bottom cheeks, after which he slides up and down until -rg-sm is achieved. this style of s-xual intimacy avoids penetration, allowing virginity to be preserved, but the proximity of the p-n-s to the v-g-n-, with the obvious chance of ‘trickle down’ means that contraceptive precautions must be taken to reduce that risk. the technique is very unlikely to provide s-xual satisfaction for the female partner unless direct cl-toral stimulation is provided by either partner. lubrication is essential to avoid discomfort for either partner and to ensure that -j-c-l-t–n can be reached in an environment which is as viscous (slippery) as v-g-n-l or oral intercourse.
“ah come on colleen, you’ll be getting me real h-rny now, let’s go to bed?”
“patrick o’connell you’ll be a bad man and spoil me reputation all over the county you will. you can have an irish f-ck and there’ll be no argument over it at all at all.”
“ah right colleen, that would be grand . do you have some vaseline or kerrygold b-tter to be getting things comfortable?”