irish haystack
a woman’s pubic region which is overgrown, crusty, and smelly, which resembles a batch of thin, french-fried onions.
sat-rday night i hooked up with this hot redhead from the bar. as i peeled off her panties, her irish haystack brought tears to my eyes.
clipping your p-b-s on you lover or liker, unsuspecting or not.
“i thought that was f-cking floss!” -m’lady
a real man will never irish haystack and tell. her.
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