Irish I Were Drunk
“i wish i was drunk”
this phrase pokes fun at irish people because they stereotypically drink a lot of alcohol. not only does the phrase sound as though it is being spoken by a drunk person, it includes the word “irish.”
drunk irish man: irish i were drunk!
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