irish restraint
a consensual heteros-xual s-xual intercourse scenario in which the male partner chugs guinness beers until black out drunk and then tries to maintain an erection while having s-x with a totally sober female partner. bonus points are awarded if the male does not vomit or p-ss out during intercourse.
i heard conor and maeve tried the irish restraint again last night, but he puked on her again.
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