red skin on an irish or light skinned person caused by alcholism.
paddy o’neill has a bit of the old irish tan
an irish tan occurs when a very pale-skinned irish person gets too much sun, causing their skin to become even more red and uneven. an irish tan is not a sunburn; turning red and splotchy is just how some very fair irish-americans tan.
my dad thinks he looks good, but that irish tan is way more red than brown.
a very white person who gets a very bad sunburn
joe: dude do u see that girls legs
frank: yep looks like she got an irish tan
- rogue eyebrow
an eyebrow hair that is either too long, or sticks out in some other way. i have a rogue eyebrow that keeps growing and growing, and i have to pluck it out once a month.
- rollings mom
the cheapest hooker money can buy. her looks have been compaired to a real life shrek. she has the -ss of cottage cheese. nipples like peanuts. the word no is not in her vocabulary. but then again her vocab is pretty limited due to her never not having a c-ck in her mouth. he i […]
- tree hooker
a word used to explain a person who is overly obsessed with nature. they don’t hug trees they f-ck them. usually they waste usable sp-ce to put in a tree. mark:: did u see that new park in malibu that every one though was going to be a mall! sally:: well yes i did. it’s […]
- angry turkey
after a serious f-ck session when your partner is p-ssed out on the bed face down, open palm slap their -ss as hard as possible. go retreive a marker and by the time you get back there should be a raised red handprint on their -ss cheek. use the marker to draw a turkey on […]
the name of the shipping in yu-gi-oh! that pairs ryou bakura and malik ishtar. also, the first shipping off of the yu-gi-oh shippings list to become official. did you read that angstshipping story?