when you go on a 48+ hour bender, and aren’t able to remember anything
he turned 21. he just got back from his irish vacation.
going to jail.
spending time in prison
spent some time at the graybar hotel
i haven’t seen him in quite a while.
maybe he took an irish vacation
- you sunk my battleship
what a player yells after getting their -ss bombed in the popular 80s boardgame “battleship.” this was a game with opposing players holding a fleet of ships on a grid. each turn one player would call out a coordinate to the other player. if there was a hit on a vessel, the player would mark […]
- flying the kite
menstruating (weapon of choice is a tampon.) jezebel must be flying the kite. seems like her time of the month. to m-st-rb-t-; typically used when referring to male pleasure. his hands were tired after flying the kite all afternoon. flahy-ing thuh kahyt-verb-when, in the act of -n-l intercourse due to a cycle of menstruation- the […]
- flying weasel
when a man lays down on his back with an erection and a woman jumps off of a chair or high perch and tries the land herself on the mans p-n-s. man, we tried the flying weasel last night and she missed and broke my d-ck
fmui (fourth meal under the influence): an intoxicated individual at night who craves and then eats taco bell’s fourth meal. pr-nounced as fa-mu-ee. usually occurs between the hours of 10pm and 2am when a drunk college student at a party yells fmui (pr-nounced fa-mu-ee)!!! everyone turns and rushes for taco bell.
penetrating a woman’s v-g-n- so deep that internal body parts are shaken up causing an unpleasant experience for the woman that chick was tiny, i took her home and shuklaed her all up