Irish War Helmet
a s-xual activity perpetrated by a man, usually against a woman (unless he’s really drunk) during which he lays his t-st-cl-s, one each atop the recipient’s eyes, with the p-n-s aligned vertically upon their nose. this is a most appalling degradation, thus reserved to none but the sk-nkiest of hos.
carla is a sk-nky b-tch. i’m gonna give her an irish war helmet, to show her who’s her f-ckin’ master
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