Irish Way

-n-l copulation, esp. between a man & woman.

this term alludes to the deep-rooted historical popularity of -n-l s-x among the irish in particular, & upland britons in general. the main cause of this predeliction is the ‘irish curse’ – the small size of the celtic p-n-s which results from evolutionary contraction to conserve heat (as per allen’s rule) in the damp-cold climate characteristic of the british uplands section of the british insular biogeographic province in the euro-siberian (or palaearctic) ecoregion. this anatomical peculiarity is further exacerbated through contrast with the bulky & muscular working-cl-ss celtic nordic-iranian frame. thus the irishman prefers to quench his voracious s-xual appet-te in the narrow & tight -n-s of the hibernian female.

likewise, the closely related ‘punjabi curse’ & ‘hindustani curse’ are the cause of the prevalence of -n-l s-x in north india, whence paedicatio is termed ‘punjabi s-x’ & ‘hindi love’ the world over.

meanwhile, bergman’s rule implies the female ‘irish -rs-‘ is very large, causing a natural -n-l fixation. coupled with the virtual absence of friction during v-g-n-l s-x with an irish p-n-s, irishwomen naturally prefer ‘hindi s-x’ with an ‘irish inch’. when desiring v-g-n-l -rg-sms, irishwomen typically resort to caribbean or mississippian blacks, just as hindi females turn to dravidian negroes, on account of the superior size of their genitalia.
1) “irish way, the. -n-l intercourse between man & woman (a form of birth control).” (‘wicked words’ hugh rawson. ny: crown publishers, 1989: 212)

2) “the irish way. heteros-xual -n-l intercourse. traditionally, irish wives would roll over on their stomachs when their husbands became amorous, allowing them only -n-l entry to prevent pregnancy. this particular form of sodomy carried no social stigma, & is described by jp donleavy with some gusto in the ginger man.” (‘how to hate thy neighbor: a guide to racist maledicta’ merritt clifton. maledicta {ed reinhold aman. waukesha: maledicta press} vol 2.1-2 (1978) 149-174: 161)

3) “interestingly, irish-american writers sean kelly & rosemary rogers connect heteros-xual -n-l intercourse with irishness in the list of common figures of speech they cite in a popular survey of irish culture. the ‘irish way,’ denotes heteros-xual -n-l intercourse, they say … ” (‘austin clarke’s ‘tiresias’ & the aisling tradition’ ed madden. the south carolina review {furman univ, clemson univ} vol 32.1 (1999): 60f.)

4) “a recent (& somewhat humourous) primer on irish culture for irish-americans lists in its glossary of common
figures of speech ‘the irish way’, a euphemism for heteros-xual -n-l intercourse, … see sean kelly & rosemary rogers, ‘how to be irish (even if you already are)’ (n.y.: villard books, 1999), 75.” (‘tiresian poetics: modernism, s-xuality, voice, 1888-2001’ ed madden. madison, nj: fairleigh d-ckinson univ. press, 2008: 351)