irish wristwatch
one of the many words in the english language that you can not say without sounding like an idiot.
‘dude! try and say irish rishwatsh!’ ‘whaaat?’ ‘irish… wristw-tch.. irish wristw-tch’
two words in the english dictionary that you can not say without soundling like a total and complete idiot (:
dude 1- hey say irish wristw-tch
dude 2- okaii! “irish wriswash”
dude 1- hahahahaha!
dude 2- -punches dude 1-
(noun.)
an alcoholic drink consisting of jameson irish whiskey mixed with a splash of bailey’s irish cream. also known as a perverted irishman.
altered original recipe to contain 90% jameson, and 10% bailey’s as opposed to 50%-50%, respectively.
named after an english-language tongue twister.
note: both ingredients can be subst-tuted for any brand of respective whiskey and cream of irish origin, obviously.
“bartender, irish wristw-tch, please.”
“a, what?”
“perverted irishman, turn up the jameson.”
“a little further explanation.”
“chilled jameson, splash of bailey’s.”
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