irizarrying (irizarry-ing) is an adjective used to describe the lifestyle lead by amateur athletes turned broadcasters which includes shaving your head with a disposable bic razor, doing push ups with your shirt off, and keeping to a strict paleo diet which mostly consists of bacon. in all, not too different then how you’d imagine lebron james’s lifestyle in the nba offseason.
i was irizarrying to the point where everyone else in the gym felt uncomfortable and left without finishing their reps, but i finished everyone’s sets for them, because i’m a good guy.
surfaced: in urban slang the word surfaced is used to describe a state of drunkness in which the person who is drinking is so drunk that they p-ss out on the floor and are unable to get up hence they are surfaced. did you see john wayne last night he drank so much he was […]
- snapped banjo
snapped banjo is a mans snapped b-n-r. oh look, jhonny has a snapped banjo
mamnicism is a concept whose meaning has been debated in both public and academic contexts. the term can refer to diverse forms of social and political activism advocating that public and political life should be guided by mamnick principles, or more specifically to movements which call for full implementation of yomp. rotherham has undertaken a […]
- sour cream donut
prior to intercourse, a man -j-c-l-t-s into a microwavable cup, then proceeds to microwaving it, thus making it sour. then using it as lube during intercourse. paul, i gave this b-tch a sour cream donut in her spokes because her p-ssy stunk. pulling out and -j-c-l-t-ng around the v-g-n- john: “what happened last night?” jake: […]
low volume funk. vulpeck is the greatest band ever.