irn bru
nectar of the gods, made in scotland.
gies us an irn bru ya wee ned.
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exactly how an orange scottish drink should be. just perfect
aww wit? who’s nicked my bru? square on ya wee bam!
popular scottish soft drink. bright orange in colour. tastes of bubblegum, with a hint of iron. made in scotland, from girders.
haw you! gie’s a can of irn bru, eh?
softdrink made in scotland from girders.
“ey yoo, geez that can eh ginger ya wee raj.”
soft drink made in scotland, probably the most fizziest drinks ever invented, supernatural when it comes to making burps, and makes a good throwing projectile after it’s been shaken 😉
ey! ye f-ckin cont! gies bak mae irn-bru ye sh-ggy t-t! i’ll f-ckin bottle ye!
irn-bru. caffine high, sugar laden fruit flavoured soda very popular in scotland.
predominately drank on the west coast and affectionately refered to as “ginger” although this is universally mis-atributed to the bright orange colour (hence irn-bru)
excellent for a buckfast hangover.
bad for teeth and hyperactivity
(scene: glaswegian with travel p-ss from hmp saughton at newsagent inside waverly railway station, edinburgh)
aw man, ma hied is gieing me pelters. do you hae any “ginger”?
“ginger”? do you mean irn-bru?
aye
well, learn to speak english, you soap dodging weegie ned, and i might sell you some.
the ultimate hangover cure. tastes best when consumed directly from a 750ml gl-ss bottle.
another one of scotland’s many national ident-ties.
scotland is the only country in the world that produces a soft drink that outsells coca cola.
the next time you go out on a drinking session, have a bottle / can of irn bru at your bedside waiting on you coming home. before falling asleep consume the irn bru and you will wake up without a hangover.
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